… really named Josh Funk. It’s true. I, Josh Funk, have been lying about both my name and identity since I began this blog. You’re shocked, I know. I, the writer formerly known as Papa J Funk, apologize for my deception. I never intended to hurt anyone. I hope that both of you reading this blog can find it in your livers to forgive me.
You might be wondering why I, Josh, have decided to reveal the truth at this particular instance. If that’s the case, there really are more important things to ponder. Like why hasn’t Marcy Playground released an album lately? Or why isn’t Bowser the villain in Super Mario Bros. 2?
Over the course of the next several days and weeks, I will be converting my myriad of accounts from Papa J to Josh. You might notice a disruption in Funk during this period, but I assure you that I will fully return. And this time, I’ll be honest with you. Trust me.